A Fish Named Shaquanda

Listen, my family has a fascination with naming animals strange names. It has come to be almost a competition to figure out the most ridiculous names for animals whenever a new one comes into the family.

Examples:
Jean got a guinea pig for her 21st birthday (a whole separate issue that needs to be addressed, I know) and named him Gary.
We have had cats named Richard, Harry and Dirt.
Jean's fish all had ghetto names like Shaquanda (can't remember the others).
My dog is named Jimmy. The other is Holly, but that one isn't as funny.

I feel like we haven't struck gold yet, though. There has to be a ridiculous name out there that just would make everyone laugh when they met your dog/cat/lizzard. Any suggestions?