Things my dogs have chewed up

...include:
my glasses (3 pair)
my high-heel shoes (4 pair)
my roommate's left slipper
my computer case's handle
my computer power chord
the little battery cover thing for the back of the remote
my sofa pillows
my sister's sofa
my wallet
the trash bag
their own poop
my purses (at least 3)
my dad's socks
my roommate's plants
my roommate's stuffed animal
my bras (2 of them- and somehow completely removed the underwires)
my iPod ear pieces (at least 2 sets)
those indestructable chew toys (at least 15 of them)
Oh, and they have shredded about 6 rolls of paper towels.
I'm sure I missed some...